Yo, Saria, I'm real grateful for the ocarina and all and imma letchu finish, but Princess Zelda has the OCARINA of TIME. #goodbyesarehard

“@uberfacts: Being in a green setting or even glancing at the color green can make a person more creative.” I AM EVERYONE'S INSPIRATION

@cake_smoth BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD. NOW WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE? BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE HAMSTER

RT "@pompadourprince: sometimes I just wanna punch @barackobama @emperormarth @imtylervaughn @cake_smoth @moonbehindyou @p @danicapatrick

so we got http://t.co/RLk2xgk9, FARAGIE, AND TABOOSE. #BlackEyedDerps

OH NO EVERYBODY HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO CHARACTERZ CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE MATING SEASON IS ABOUT TO BEGIN ON THE TIMELINE D: *covers eyes*

A usual Friday night at @dattelma's bar. @twilight_link1 is hogging the karaoke mic. I am stuck w/ ginger ale as usual http://t.co/qr8Rmelz

@cake_smoth WHY DID THE HAMSTER FALL OUT OF THE TREE?

@_midna nah, I think I could tell :P

@cave_smoth ISNT HE RELATED TO OLIVIA WILDE? OH WAIT SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S JUST A COMPUTER LADY IN TRON NEVER MIND ROOKIE MISTAKE

@karane1 hahahah maybe next year!!! I'm taking @datchickyaya !!!

@y__u__nooo BECUZ I HAS DAY OFF OF SCHOOL

@ghiraher_ :'S o....kay..... Uh... I CAN HIP POP TOOOO!!! *pops hip, spine cracks* OUUUCH

@ghiraher_ because.......... *takes deep breath* I COULD BEE JOUR HERO BAYBEHH!!!!

@thatjesushair waaaaht....? ㅇㄱㅎ

We found Zelda in the usual place........(captivity)

We found Uggs in a bootless place

We found an orange Rupee in a secret place

We found Pepsi in a Cokeless place

We found mates in a blokeless place