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Are there any technologically advanced Amish out there? I think that's where I was kidnapped from. THE ROBOAMISH
Do any of you ladies know when the BTK app is coming out? "Before Bill" is not a valid answer.
Sometimes when people say "jajajajaja" as in Spanish laughter, I misread it as them cumming in German. YESYESYESYESYESYES
And when in doubt, TOPLESS TRAINING MONTAAAAGGGGE
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Jamming to Hey Du on loop because there is not a reason not to. DOUBLE NEGATIVE
I like to introduce Tokio Hotel into unrelated conversations and watch what happens.
The Little Mermaid is now the story of how Billsula lost his voice and learned to walk on his spindly tails which he then tattooed
Oh my gosh, tiger sharks are so cute, with their iddy blunt noses and nictitating membranes ;_; <3 I love these assholes
I DON'T WATCH FOOTBALL UNLESS IT'S ACTUALLY PLAYED WITH FEET
"It's his birthday, so I'm buying him a pie." The Hell you will! "Yes, the Hell I am, now get the Hell out of my way."
I am a Kibbles who likes frans and those weird sprechen-y types that sing about inclement weather // The lovechild of Danielle Steele and Quentin Tarantino