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So my girl says " seriously? You didn't take any cialis?!?!?" 😒
Fuck you people with antlers on your cars. WTF?
Fuck I'm out of peanut butter how am I supposed to feed my dog and clean my ass?
Wanted: 6 Mayans to hang holiday lights. Be at Home Depot #665 at 6 AM
I don't think I get it
Is there anything as painful as a chatty fucking cabbie first thing in the AM?
When I was young, I believed in three things: Marxism, the redemptive power of cinema, and dynamite. Now I just believe in dynamite.