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Boyfriend's mom said a History degree is not a real degree. NEITHER ARE YOUR TITS, SUSAN
only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds
You show up drunk 80 times to your boyfriend's parent's house and all of a sudden you're deemed the alcoholic girlfriend
my boyfriend is going to be a police officer one day. I'm only dating him so I can routinely say "fuck the police" right before we bang
just one day of bleeding from your vagina should be enough, not seven
woah buddy, nice Facebook link in your bio
don't complain that's it's not real bacon, dog. I'm getting tricked all the time about butter
swear I thought it was an ass in someone's avi but once I enlarged it was a woman's breast. asstits.
My stomach is telling me I gotta poop but after 20 minutes of trying, I'm throwing in the towel. You win this time stomach, you win
someone just uttered the words 'Jersey Shore' and all of a sudden I got herpes
wonder if anyone younger than 20 knows what MTV actually stands for
it's been said the Bloods and Crips starting fighting because one of the brother's denied liking big butts