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Tom has just called Leroy - it has begun
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre #sorry
They call him Boss. Boss Sunny! White Man's Boots, Brown Man's Law. He's Asian. He's German. He's Boss.
Apparently I'm going scubadiving in Thailand
It's New Year!
Sis: "Happy New Year. How is the shigs?" Me: "Shigs" Sis: "You're clearly drunk"
They're attempting the Soulja Boy Dance #racist
"It's just a cancer thing" - Mr Thistle
"The Big Ben Clock face is 20 diameters in width" Genius #Apprentice
Found a green paperclip in the toilet. Someone should have a more staple diet! HOOOOO
Won awards for "Office Comedian", "Most likely to get arrested" and "Most likely to throw up at the end of the night"
Can't really blame Nathan for turning gay for Simon #Misfits