RT ouch @robertalai Bishop Masinde telling Prophet Owuor that he doesn't need a long beard and white attire to be a prophet.

RT pahahaha @crazynairobian: The speed of #AlfredMutua 's thoughts is 3.6s/k where s=sonko and k=kalonzo

RT lol @deebirundu: CORD petition is 34 pages.CORD Manifesto was 17pgs. They spent more time on the petition than their 5yr plan for Kenyans

RT hehe @robertalai #SomeoneTellCNN to clarify if they meant Kanye and not Kenya. #CNNapologise

RT hehe @jrehling I never understood why smokers tap the pack of cigarettes before taking 1 out.Does that give you a better kind of cancer?

RT wah @sickolia_ #KCSE2012 Which of these is a USIU student likely to get after 4 years? A)An STD B) Stabbed C) A Degree

RT hahahaha @ngendo87 #SomeoneTellCNN Wawache kutuwekelea bonoko!

RT wah @titto09 RT @allenochi: #kenyanteachers "when Newton was busy discovering stuff ur grandfather was busy socializing with monkeys

RT hehe @ramah_nyang @robertalai I'm responsible for what I write, not what you understand. The latter is your problem. Take it off my TL.

RT hehehe @sunnysunwords: “@kisstvnews: SIR ALEX FERGASON ANNOUNCES HIS RETIREMENT” <~ Don’t know him, but FERGUSON has also retired."

RT hehe @njiiru Mtu wa kupiga picha amezoea kusema, "smile for the camera," akienda nakuru atakuwa akilala njaa

RT haha @larrymadowo Ouch! RT @buggz79: I am inspired by how Jimmy Gait is always breaking into song. Perhaps one day, he'll find the key..

RT hehe @joewmuchiri #NP Jordan Sparks | One Stab At A Time the U.S.I.U. Remixx.

RT eish @asayf remember this day. 551-day-old instagram is worth $1 billion. 116-year-old new york times co: $967 million [↬ @alexaizenberg]

RT lol @robertalai Eugene Wamalwa as Minister of Justice and Constitutional Affairs just bring Kenya closer to enacting gay marriage laws.

RT hahahahahaha @shyolympia hahhahahhahhaha dead RT @mbusih: Hahahahahahahaahhahaha RT @vynkev: RT @ukenyatta WOI GAI FAFA!!! :-'(

RT hehehe,mugikuyu @_ramzzy_ BOY: Teacher how do I spell "Quarrel"??TA: Kiu, Yu, Eh, Ara, Ara, Hii, Elo. #kenyanteachers

RT nice @ndinda_ 21-Year Old JKUAT Student Earns a Job With Twitter as a Senior Software Engineer http://t.co/1cFkrLhk

RT hahaha @_mathea Lol! RT @quincywandera: The comment has killed me---> pic.twitter.com/NIGnuqxeYT

RT hahaha @georgiendirangu That last comment on Ciara's Instagram. People on ALL social streets are rough! :'D >> pic.twitter.com/aJE2m34f0k