"We'll either drink to remember, or drink to forget." I like that. #SmackDown

Crazy people make excellent tweeters.

It would be nice if the birds actually sang a song I knew.

You can make your own #magicbrownie. Grind up a quarter ounce of some dank,slow-cook in butter for 30-45 min,strain,& add butter to brownies

I wish we still talked.

I'm gonna give a shout out to all those that made it without a father, or maybe you had a deadbeat dad all your life. Congratulations to us.

If you really want it, go get it. Who's stopping you but you?

I eat Doritos like it's an emergency.

Whatever. Just sit on my fucking dick.

Bitch got mad because I didn't thank her for my imaginary trophy.

I will never understand you.

No matter how busy I seem to be, you always find a way to creep into my head and stay a while.

Show of hands: Who wishes they were somewhere else right now?

If twitter ever fails, they can totally make t-shirts the rest of their lives with all the tweets we said.

Fuck it > YOLO

That awkward moment when your courtesy flush overflows.

Always classy to hear a female say suck their dick.

Some people on twitter are weird.

If anyone needed time off or a break from wrestling it is definitely @johncena. We appreciate all your hard work,take a breather,dawg! #WWE

Smoking that weed gets us right