Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"We'll either drink to remember, or drink to forget." I like that. #SmackDown
Crazy people make excellent tweeters.
It would be nice if the birds actually sang a song I knew.
You can make your own #magicbrownie. Grind up a quarter ounce of some dank,slow-cook in butter for 30-45 min,strain,& add butter to brownies
I wish we still talked.
I'm gonna give a shout out to all those that made it without a father, or maybe you had a deadbeat dad all your life. Congratulations to us.
If you really want it, go get it. Who's stopping you but you?
I eat Doritos like it's an emergency.
Whatever. Just sit on my fucking dick.
Bitch got mad because I didn't thank her for my imaginary trophy.
I will never understand you.
No matter how busy I seem to be, you always find a way to creep into my head and stay a while.
Show of hands: Who wishes they were somewhere else right now?
If twitter ever fails, they can totally make t-shirts the rest of their lives with all the tweets we said.
Fuck it > YOLO
That awkward moment when your courtesy flush overflows.
Always classy to hear a female say suck their dick.
Some people on twitter are weird.
Smoking that weed gets us right
I say Fuck a lot and subtweet you when you're not looking. Balcony pisser.