Does it count as saving someone's life if you just don't kill them?

Women rarely commit murder because it’s much more satisfying to slowly drive a man insane.

Can Happiness buy money?

So many females, so few women.

I woke up on the wrong side of the society.

Sometimes what I expect from a Friend, I get from a Stranger.

Sometimes I wonder if my mind is an amusement park for demons. Sometimes.

Dear Babies, Cant you just learn to cry and sob violently in silence like the rest of us. Sincerely, Adults

I guess the most rewarding part of my 20 minutes cardio workout is the cigarette afterwards.

Ladies, why spend hundreds on make-up, sexy clothes, & perfume looking for Mr. Perfect when you can just eat a banana at the grocery store?

Mothers should not be allowed to die.

I hate to spoil the mood, but that warm feeling between us is urine.

Life is death's foreplay.

You should start a business... of minding your own.

If you don't allow a woman to be herself, eventually she will be, without you.

Oops, I left my feelings at home again.

I wanna talk nonsense, & want it to be Understood, Discussed & Respected.

Getting fat tastes so good.

Got a mosquito bite... guess I have to wait till morning and check for associated super powers.

God told men that good wives can be found in all corners of the world. And then HE made the earth round. That God, He's such a joker.