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My eyelashes are going gray. This is not an indignity that I expected.
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I just got carded! For pseudoephedrine, but still!
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How to not eat your weight in sugar cookies: don't bake your weight in sugar cookies.
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Husband calling my various November projects under new name: NoSexNoMo
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Trying to explain to my husband that just because I have a vagina that doesn't mean I know the plot of Mamma Mia.
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I really needed this long rainy day alone with the kids to reconnect after my trip. God, I can't even keep a straight face while typing this
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I would kill to be Type A. Except that would be too aggressive. I would ask nicely to be Type A.
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You know what? Fuck school nights. I'm having another beer.
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Related: What is the going rate for tipping a chimney sweep these days? A tuppence? Shilling? Surely not a half-crown?
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In a texting fight with my husband. Is this how the young kids do it? My thumbs are tired.
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Sure, I could lose weight. But first I have to go back in time and kill the inventor of shortbread.
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I don't often do serious tweets but I am *so* grateful for my awesome husband. And his gigantic penis.
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My husband refuses to buy a rice cooker because, apparantly, he is on a mad quest to ruin every pan in this house.
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Chatting with my friend in China. She just had breakfast. BECAUSE WE LIVE ON A BALL.
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My fetid, standing water brings all the birds to the yard.
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Thinking about apprenticing the children to a company that makes distressed furniture. They show real promise.
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Cleaning the grease fuzz off kitchen ceiling fan. I, for one, will miss our benevolent Muppet overlord.
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Nothing sweet in the house. Why do I let this happen? I'm SO virtuous in the grocery store and now I'd probably blow someone for a cookie.
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They shoot football commentators, don't they? No? Really? They should consider it.
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Hell is other people's reunions.
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