Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Told my psychiatrist I'm off the meds and on Twitter. She told me she's not my psychiatrist so I took my Big Mac and left.
Facebook is for people with babies, MySpace is for people with bands and Twitter is for people who can't afford therapy.
Before making a bad decision it's always good to sleep on it. Not with it.
I'm going to find those cops who beat the Locnville brothers and point them in the direction of the Parlotones.
Just gave my Blackberry to a homeless guy. He had the good sense to give it right back.
Dear today, I don't wanna.
I laugh in the face of deadlines! Then when they turn their back I weep uncontrollably.
If I state in an email that there's an attachment expect the NEXT email to actually have the attachment attached.
Besides building actual relationships, getting proper sleep and being more productive, I don't know what I'd do without Twitter.
All you need in life is someone you can talk to openly and honestly, who loves you entirely, and who you high five after amazing sex.
Why would you set your profile to private? Everyone on the internet is friendly and nice and not weird at all.
This happens. But mostly to dyslexic people.
Danica from facebook says, "I h8 whn ur boss spks 2 u lyk u a fukn idiot".
No idea why he'd do that, love.
HOLY SHIT, CLOUDS! QUICK, TO THE INSTAGRAM.
In Joburg, you have exactly 0.004 seconds to pull off when the light changes to green or you might get murdered.
"I'm going to do a sport that inconveniences everyone and puts my life at risk and then blame everyone else when I get hurt" -- Cyclists.
If you don't laugh at yourself everyone else will.
Instagram makes people think they're photographers, blogs make people think they're writers and hashtags make people think they're funny.
Stop comparing yourself to others. Nobody else does that.