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Told my psychiatrist I'm off the meds and on Twitter. She told me she's not my psychiatrist so I took my Big Mac and left.
Facebook is for people with babies, MySpace is for people with bands and Twitter is for people who can't afford therapy.
1. Go to http://gizoogle.net
2. Type in your twitter handle
3. Read your tweets
4. lols for days
I'm going to find those cops who beat the Locnville brothers and point them in the direction of the Parlotones.
Just gave my Blackberry to a homeless guy. He had the good sense to give it right back.
If I state in an email that there's an attachment expect the NEXT email to actually have the attachment attached.
Besides building actual relationships, getting proper sleep and being more productive, I don't know what I'd do without Twitter.
All you need in life is someone you can talk to openly and honestly, who loves you entirely, and who you high five after amazing sex.
Why would you set your profile to private? Everyone on the internet is friendly and nice and not weird at all.
In Joburg, you have exactly 0.004 seconds to pull off when the light changes to green or you might get murdered.
"I'm going to do a sport that inconveniences everyone and puts my life at risk and then blame everyone else when I get hurt" -- Cyclists.
Instagram makes people think they're photographers, blogs make people think they're writers and hashtags make people think they're funny.
No really, keep tweeting about your attempts at getting Lady Gaga tickets everyone, it's fucking riveting.
Basically I think what our government is trying to tell us is "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you stupid poor motherfuckers HAHAHAHAHA."
Why the fuck are you complaining? You didn't join exceptional bank, or extraordinary bank. You joined Standard Bank.
I am a person. I like things and have interests. I have a job. It involves doing stuff.
