Sexting is more fun when you're both naked. And in the same bed. With your phones off. And you're having sex.

Everyone deserves to have a special someone in their life that makes them smile every time they think of one another.

There is no other feeling on earth like the anticipation of a first kiss.

The problem with making love to a beautiful woman is deciding which lips to kiss first.

Funny how we guard our twitter names from our real life friends and our real names from our twitter friends.

If he loves you, he'll hold the broken pieces together while the glue dries until your heart is whole again. No matter how long it takes.

If you're not telling your woman how beautiful she is, it won't be long until someone else will.

If she says "wait a second" and then she puts her hair in a ponytail, you better believe she knows what she's doing.

There are two questions a woman will ask a man in which there is no correct answer. 1. Do you like cats? 2. Do these jeans make me look fat?

The next time I date a girl, I'm taking her out for ice cream. The way she handles the cone will determine whether or not I ask for her #.

I hate that I am here and you are there and neither one of us wants to be where we are. If I could run away with you I'd never look back.

When you want to say I'm Sorry but you know it won't make things better, so you whisper it to the night & hope it somehow finds them. that.

There's a difference between leaving her unsatisfied and hungry for more.

Just got a Facebook friend request from my mother's pastor. How's your day going?

You know when it's the middle of the night and you want nothing more than to desperately talk to the one who makes your heart race? That.

Lust: (n) when thoughts of another consume your heart, mind, and soul to the point where cognitive reasoning completely disappears.

My twitter crush is hotter than your twitter crush.

How am I ever going to make the leaderboard if only the same 9 of you star me?

It's all fun and games until the nutella jar gets opened and the clothes come off...

There comes a point in every man's life when he finally comes to his senses and just says, "Yes Dear".