twitters like a fucked up diary everyone got the keys to.

Tu ere tiguere? Ta bien

#fuckneighbors RT @pdfuckyou: All my neighbors need to die

My son is watching Family Guy with me... Bad parenting? Maybe. Just preparing him for the Real World

The worst part of going to Bani is going to Bani. So far!

Don't ask don't tell. Ok

Oh yeahh @berocc touched my boob today . Yes y'all can hate.

Seriously a real jurassic park would pretty awesome... for white people

Mom starts telling these stories i heard a million times and theres no stopping her. She gets offended.

@locodeldiabloo hahah I kno stupid, I will suck all their blood and then you can eat them. we can be a team.

Felicidades a todos los padres dominicanos! Gracias por su participación! !!!

RT @lilib__ @lilib__ this cant be just about the scooter smh ...drink n sleep pretend it was a nightmare @pdflips

Lmao u fell off a scooter smh ii used to cruise on my pasola RT @pdflips My knee and palm killing me from landing off that fall

No ur named after a haitian president Jean T @regularjtm: JeanTirso- fucking pants and my dads name RT @dondonboi: what does your name mean?

@pdfuckyou lol well of course not! its still awful though lol

so I woke up on the wrong side today, I gave my man an ultimatum. buy me a car, or marry me so we can get the fuck out of here.

Una lengua venenosa es mas mortal que un cuchillo

Txt from My aunt :: una Experienza. relijiosa. asta. la. Tierra. baila. Dembow. en. navidad. ke. paisote. ete. mi. paiz

Movie. Peace. Smoke. Heaven.

#fact RT @pdfuckyou: You fucked up, that movie is xmas classicRT @kvlovely: Watching "Elf" for the first time.