He unfollowed me bc i sent him a picture of jello after he sent me a picture of his dick.

I know the world is not going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015.

I mostly just wanna get drunk enough to throw up on the losers that hit on me.

I woke up wet. Best way to wake up in my opinion

I'd let you choke me. You just have one of those faces.

I've said it before and I'll say it again my pussy will save the world in 2012. The myans didn't take into account she has super powers.

What I need a shirt for? http://t.co/YJ1Eul1R

I want to apologize to yall bc i did not share the amazing shower sex i just had with myself. But the thought of that dick... Damn

I make it a point to adjust my cameltoe in every security camera.

I do the things Rihanna only sings about. #ririaintgotshitonme pic.twitter.com/ks3qxTlk

My raps include recipes from The Joy of Cooking.

@keishacakesxxx not ever. pic.twitter.com/q0VWu6TXlr

Soo... GOTYE is not some stupid thing like YOLO? Fuck.

There aren't enough moments in my life that require the Last of the Mohicans theme song.

Bet you @theibtc remembers these panties http://t.co/9eYga4wb

WHAT! 6000 followers?! and all i had to do was skank out on the world wide web?! Fantastic!

You have the kinda mouth that deserves Duct Tape.

Doin my first girl/girl anal scene today 😣 nervous!!

Photoset: @nancy_potwin looooooook kateoplis: http://t.co/xW0IIByA

Bitches be like "oh nothing just hangin out" #hogtied @kinkdotcom #hairpintie #Bamf pic.twitter.com/gXZA3yjH