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I want to do so much sex to you.
Watching American Horror Story while taking a bath is the bravest thing I've ever done.
I guess Dictionary to the face wasn't what she meant by wanting the D.
Ugh just realized I should have used the name of the girl I hated the most in highschool as my porn name!
Have the house to myself and no one to fuck. So ill eat this Tuna salad sandwhich alone while taking a bath.
You have no idea how badly I just wanna make out right now.
Shut your cock holster girl.
I have a thing for surfers, skaters, and snowboarders, it's called a vagina.
Why leave my bed when I have Netflix?
The dregs of human kind all clumped together in a drunken stupor, or my family reunion. Tomato/tomato kinda thing.
Guys I know I keep going on about Australians but what's the verdict on their dick size?
Congratulations on your pregnancy! I'm unfollowing your Instagram now.
Went running past the highschool in my area. 22 is to young to be considered a pedophile right?
Don't act like you've never masturbated to the coma scene in Kill Bill.
I named my asshole Benefits. Now everyone wants to be my friend.
The One and only Sprinkles. I should have been prom queen. I collect coffee mugs. Pornstar in a present life.