Walk of shame at 4 in the morning with class at 9. @sluttygrlprobs

Can't have it? Then fucking destroy it.

Tickling: its like rape, but you're forced to laugh.

No matter where life takes me, you'll always find me with a smile.. & bottle of vodka.

People think I'm just a violent merciless sexual fiend, but that's not even half the story.

I JUST WANNA BE HATE FUCKED! Why is that so hard to understand? *cries*

Hot guy just stopped his car & honked at me, today's gonna be a good day.

@ficoboywonder Legendary bottoms don't need food.

@ficoboywonder Don't be humble. Rock that twink bod.

@ficoboywonder loko, tu cuerpo es estúpidamente perfecto.

@ficoboywonder You look like a really hot lesbian in your avatar, if I were a girl I'd totally finger blast you.

Tuviste en tus manos la taquilla VIP de la función de mi vida pero me cambiaste por público general & ahora tienes que ver el show de lejos.

My asshole is not a tunnel through which respect passes, nor do I need you to validate my sexual behavior.

Story of my life.. http://t.co/KcRk8Qki

I've been in such a horrible mood lately.

God I love the way he smells.

No seré la última coca cola en el desierto pero tampoco soy la tuya.

There’s no such thing as “stealing” someone’s boyfriend. Men cheat or leave using their own judgement & free will.

if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

hi peasants