Hint hint... http://t.co/ZeItWrnc

There was a young woman called Heidi
Who wasn't awfully tidy
With legs in the air
She'd loudly declare
Stop folding your clothes and ride me

My ex really was the man of my dreams. I used to wake up in a cold sweat, screaming every night

The way to my heart is between my thighs

A cock connoisseur since 2001

So what is this favstar thing all about?

Lief Vir Fokken - If you like this blog, you might also like my hardcore one:  http://liefvirfokken.tumblr.com  too....  http://tmblr.co/ZASJyvhAHIkK 

I wanna strip you naked, throw you on my bed, and fuck you until you leave scratches on my back and the... http://t.co/VV1lNVnR

Knowing that @wankoftheday have published some of my haiku on their site gives me a warm glow and a slightly moist feeling... #HappyHeidi

Photoset: I am so going to try this… #pic #tumblr http://t.co/zZB6WCaG

Photo: #pic #tumblr http://t.co/Skb7mP95

Deviance may not be a virtue, but it can be a lot of fun

You can fuck me, but don't fuck with me...

#GeorgeOsborneIsToBlame could be quite a fun Twiiter game

My ideal mn needs to be able to spend at least as long pleasuring me with his tongue as he does with his cock...

Is it wrong to get wet just on the possibility I might get lucky tonight?

You fuck my arse hard/
It feels so stretched and abused/
Pain mixed with pleasure.

#EroticHaiku #MicroErotica

Does having my mobile on vibrate count as having phone sex?

A mouthful of cum/
I savour its rich flavour/
And then I swallow.

#Haiku #EroticHaiku #MicroErotica

Erotic haiku/
Satisfyingly direct/
Simple and sinful.

#Haiku #EroticHaiku #MicroErotica