I'm not sure why we cant make male birth control pills. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Boys, challenge a female friend that she can't touch her belly button with both her elbows at the same time. You're welcome.

AYEEEE MACARENAAA! RT @deepakchopra The universe is a multidimensional spatio-temporal qualia experience in consciousness

I'm that girl you spend ALL your time with until you meet the woman of your dreams and marry her.

Twitter: The lower your morals, the more popular you are.

Like someone on Twitter? Have a Valentine Day message for them but you're too shy? DM handles and ill write it for you! Please RT.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BHENCHOD. http://t.co/0E9KnjXq

Makes sense to legalize pot & gay marriages, America. For a Jesus country, the Bible says any man who lays with another man should be stoned

I think the Indian government should ban the Indian government.

By my mother's logic, going to church makes me a Catholic. After all the stations i've been to, i'm still not a train :(

It's been almost 2 years and Katrina Kaif hasn't still been able to eat that mango :(

DID BENETTON REALLY JUST SAY THAT? :O pic.twitter.com/F8Stfiop

Sometimes you just have to live with the India you have, not the India you want.

Two carbonated drinks got married. Everyone cried. It was soda pressing.

Keep 'em coming! No names will be revealed! DM me the handle and the message and i'll write it out for you! Pls RT!

The problem with being intelligent is unhappiness with just being.

How can something as beautiful as sex produce something as obnoxious as children?

If you didnt hear it with your own ears or see it with your own eyes, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

Fat people are over ated.

Going outside is for losers who failed at the internet.