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I'm not sure why we cant make male birth control pills. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
Like someone on Twitter? Have a Valentine Day message for them but you're too shy? DM handles and ill write it for you! Please RT.
Boys, challenge a female friend that she can't touch her belly button with both her elbows at the same time. You're welcome.
I think the Indian government should ban the Indian government.
Makes sense to legalize pot & gay marriages, America. For a Jesus country, the Bible says any man who lays with another man should be stoned
I'm that girl you spend ALL your time with until you meet the woman of your dreams and marry her.
Twitter: The lower your morals, the more popular you are.
Keep 'em coming! No names will be revealed! DM me the handle and the message and i'll write it out for you! Pls RT!
It's been almost 2 years and Katrina Kaif hasn't still been able to eat that mango :(
Sometimes you just have to live with the India you have, not the India you want.
By my mother's logic, going to church makes me a Catholic. After all the stations i've been to, i'm still not a train :(
Two carbonated drinks got married. Everyone cried. It was soda pressing.
Hi Bombay, Social Media Project, I need to find 5 Carol Singers who can come to Andheri East by 4pm. Please RT?
"Can you tie a knot?"
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
- via the internet.
If you didnt hear it with your own ears or see it with your own eyes, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.
How can something as beautiful as sex produce something as obnoxious as children?
Prone to fits of apathy. Unable to type with boxing gloves on. Infuriatingly humble communicator. Troublemaker.