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My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her.
Hey, college age dickweed! That's my 13 y/o daughter ur lookin at. I will CUT u, mother fucker. Oh. What? U were lookin at me?! Hi, cutie!:)
I dont get the point of the following/follower ratio. So ur somehow cooler if ur not following anyone? what kind of boring bullshit is that?
Oh. I'm sorry. I though you knew. My reverse cowgirl includes spurs. It's a Texas thing. I got some Neosporin, but you need to quit crying.
Seriously...if I or one of my retweets offends you, unfollow and fuck yourself on the way out. I'm okay with that. xoxo
Maybe I could be a little less vulgar. Maybe you could just eat a bag of dicks.
I wonder how many cases of "erectile dysfunction" are really just cases of "I can't stand this fucking bitch anymore."
I'm debating.....clean my house or watch porn. (they're the same thing, one is just code for when I'm feeling extra dirty)
When you star me but don't follow, I kinda feel like you grabbed my ass and kept walking. Which is cool. U should stop and say hi, though.;)
I think I will entitle the next phase of my life: Why The Fuck Not?
I love when people get my humor. I"m like "Yay! They're fucked up, too!" Makes me happy.
Yeah, I STOLE that tweet. I saw it ur brain and I took it. No,it's not that we could both be funny and had a similiar thought. Eat a dick.
If only I could get this damn vibrator to pull my hair......
I bet your dick gets so mad at you when he hears you open your mouth to talk to a girl. He already knows you're gonna fuck it up for him.
FUCK! I just cant keep up! I star & RT & star & (tears welling) but this shit is HARD, yo! I'm doin my fking best! I know y'all r 2. Hug me.
I don't think you gentlemen understand how sensitive some women can be. "LOL" is never an appropriate response to a nude pic.Thanks so much!
Sir, if you eat my pussy like you just slurped up that melting ice cream, then fuck. It's on. Tonight. Please.
You ever been sooo happy and been like "This is exactly where I want to be in life! Shit is great!"? You HAVE?? That is awesome and fuck u.
Hi, Jehovah's Witness Boys. I'll be honest, I don't want ur pamphlet, but...are y'all down to fuck or what? U can chain ur bikes right here.
U just never know what kind of nasty, crazy, fucked up shit people really think and r capable of. Lemme get that outta the way. Hi, Im Lara.
YAYS: Good music, FUNNY folks, intelligent bullshit-- NAYS: racists, idiots, pedophiles, mayo. Girly tomboy...sometimes witty, inappropriate, crass, drunk.