Looks like the Netherlands needs defragging. RT @stevesilberman: So, tulip fields from the air are amazing.  http://bit.ly/11eIUBT 

Lol… Jesus… RT @therealroseanne: @reptoddakin YOU DUMB SHIT! FUCK YOU!

@billcorbett Squirrels: original Parkour champions. #takingittothetrees

“Oh my God, we can fucking hear you!!” -every other country watching this debate

@wilw When the INTERNET tells me to go outside, I comply. http://t.co/H0gEt6yA

Dear little dogs:
No one wants to listen to you bark.

NO ONE.


Shut the fuck up.

Just in case you were wondering what else you missed, due to #NBCfail, here is the full #closingceremonies set list. http://t.co/cwpm9f0A

Hostess took Union members self funded pensions without their authorization to pay their debts - will not be paid back.  http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/18/1162786/-Inside-the-Hostess-Bankery …

I fear for the safety of any leader who is so blindly hated by the South.

Actually anxious about this election. This is what @luketadams must feel like for a solid 12 months every election cycle.

@meganamram Here’s an “after”: http://t.co/lFL0WbC7

If NBC had a rectum I’d be shoving a pinecone into it. This is complete and utter bullshit.
You had exclusive rights TO PROVIDE A SERVICE.

#MentionAFollowerWithNiceTits @elibraden

@thesulk I am in the inverse relationship.

Goddammit, Los Angeles, sometimes you’re just embarrassing. pic.twitter.com/Zt6BCjKvgA

A very happy birthday to my dear, the ever patient and lovely @luketadams.

@blacksab67 A Styx triple play without any DeYoung songs?

At no point in my life will I ever have the energy level of a cat that has just pooped.

Iron Toddler pic.twitter.com/Yq0DZbQjIN

Stop saying Cali goddammit