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Who the heck is earl sweatshirt
Weird name if you ask me
Your resume says "studied at University Of Swag"? I'm sorry sir, I can't offer you this entry level position. BECAUSE YOU'RE THE NEW CEO
#BadRapNames I Prefer Bing To Google
justin bieber covers the whisper song
i mean yeah some notable twitters follow me, yeah i've got Dek, Dogweiner, Serpent Father, Dank Derice, Otherbum, Dirtyslugs, Doctor brass
#BadRapNames Oh My God Someone Call An Ambulance Oh My God Oh My God
only having followers in the triple digits really hurts my ego
the dude from the black keys is a money hungry cocksucker. his band is mediocre at best.
When I fart in public I whisper "The deed is done" just loud enough for people to hear
Being circumcised is probably the best thing ever
"Sir your business card just says 'transient thought' on it" *business card turns to dust in your hands, you look up and I am also dust*
marijuana is a drug *takes prozac* it can be addicting and deadly *takes xanax* it will make you lazy and worthless *drinks alone on twitter
I'm bingle and looking
tweets are 4 entertainment purposes only. if you take anything i say on this seriously you're stupid