@degg @dogboner @fart @doctor_ass http://t.co/bFVQr3FT

Who the heck is earl sweatshirt

Weird name if you ask me

Your resume says "studied at University Of Swag"? I'm sorry sir, I can't offer you this entry level position. BECAUSE YOU'RE THE NEW CEO

#BadRapNames I Prefer Bing To Google

@drsleaze thank u for retweeting me i love your bobies and i imagein what they lok like

justin bieber covers the whisper song

i mean yeah some notable twitters follow me, yeah i've got Dek, Dogweiner, Serpent Father, Dank Derice, Otherbum, Dirtyslugs, Doctor brass

everyone follow @beebee880

#BadRapNames Oh My God Someone Call An Ambulance Oh My God Oh My God

only having followers in the triple digits really hurts my ego

the dude from the black keys is a money hungry cocksucker. his band is mediocre at best.

When I fart in public I whisper "The deed is done" just loud enough for people to hear

Being circumcised is probably the best thing ever

http://t.co/cK356Qtd

"Sir your business card just says 'transient thought' on it" *business card turns to dust in your hands, you look up and I am also dust*

@dogboner your butt stinks dude. i'd love a whiff some time

marijuana is a drug *takes prozac* it can be addicting and deadly *takes xanax* it will make you lazy and worthless *drinks alone on twitter

I'm bingle and looking

Bingle