Last night I dreamt my ex set himself on fire in front of me and he burnt up into a charred skeleton but was still alive and screaming

Yes I'm aware my last tweet was kinda dumb but so is glamorizing war to sell records to idiots. Katy Perry Still Sucks

dont eff w/ me~ my liquid hot rhetoric will burn you to the bone, A-Hole

Wayne's World was based on a true world

dogs are not rich or poor they are just dogs

Seeing Katy Perry as a soldier in "Part Of Me" really makes me think that we need to start a war so she can go die.

I FEEL WIGGLY TODAY

I hope someone founds a country called "Gibberia" and they create their own language just to make everyone be like "well now what"

NDAA Class Action Lawsuit To Feature Daniel Ellsberg, Noam Chomsky Testimony - International Busines #VoidNDAA #NDAA http://t.co/gX5ROdTO

#SexAintBetterThan asexual colonies of immortal, hiveminded replicants

#FindSomeone on the street, grab them by the shoulders and yell "I AM A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS, DOUBTS AND FEARS. SHARE MY BURDEN!" lol

Age? No, thanks ;) Sex? Yes, please ;) Location? Yes, please ;) Please, God ;) Let me exist somewhere ;) Anywhere ;) Out of this darkness ;)

Its too early for people to care about my tweets.

#MiddleSchoolMemories literally being humiliated + psychologically abused by developmentally retarded affluent white kids

"It's a Doug eat Doug world out here" -probably something the 'funny guy' in the donner party said

some day i will be a high school football coach. i love to coach

corsair has a public access tv show called Corsair's Corner. uses it to advise young people on dick moisture, paving, yardwork etc

I hate that it's raining and im speeding

"Happy HUMPDAY hahaha!" It's PISSday. PISS! DAY! *slams coffee cup to ground, another appears in hand, slams it on ground, coffee cup appea*

#mynflrulewouldbe everyone has to say sorry after a tackle