@LindsayLooo's (Lindsay) most faved Tweets...
Dude.. theyre just boobs. .. mine arent anything special.They aren't gods gift to men.
That gift is in my pants.
That gift is in my pants.
Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart"
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!
whenever someone new follows me, and stars a bunch of my tweets.. its like an indirect way to make my panties really wet. just sayin.
New deodorant instructions "remove wrapper&push up bottom" I cant walk right now, but when I fart the room smells like a mountain spring.
I paid 11.00 for a double captain drink, got 3 free, do you think ive had OMG BOOBIES ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH AND THEY FLOAT IN WATER!!
Dear boss, those are nipples. NOT ears. They cannot hear you when u talk directly AT them. Thanks, Lindsay
if you come into my work and try to explain the importance of being VEGAN dont be wearing RABBIT FUR BOOTS!
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