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Half of you are being serious about this N Korea and American thing and the other half is making jokes! I don't know which side to pick.
Before you can swim, you need to swallow.
"I love meetings on a Monday morning" - Said no one. Ever.
Oh no, you ran out of jokes about how big your penis is already?...
I've gotten to the depressing point of smelling my own fingers and then asking myself : "Guess what I did last night?"
You know it's friday when your grandmother starts to sing: " I've got a rumor in my bloomer and romance in my pants."
I'm so fabulous, I piss glitter but can’t act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little though.Slippery when wet.http://favstar.fm/users/LinnTamponFairy