Caution: All women are scary insane should only be admired from a distance.

Does it bother anyone else that Tweets are 140 insted of 150.

I don't understand how these people Mentioning/DMing me about colon cleanser know me so well.

This smiley face c: is I'm going to fucking kill you in your sleep scary.

I own 3 stain sticks because i'm a very neat eater.

I Just revived a 2 hour detention for not signing a sheet at study hall well I'm glad someone told me. Check the cameras i was there.

The only time I see three tampon comercials in a row is when I'm enjoying a really good meal.

"No ma' shes my dog I'll take her out back and shoot her." - Something I just said to my mom about my sister.

@mildly_filtered Not exactly normal.