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Want a man who will do half the cooking, half the cleaning, & half way to orgasm. I'll do the rest myself. I'm not fucking greedy am I?
Who's ready to let me use their body as a popsicle?
Let's get high and run amok!
What the fuck is amok?
I need a semi angry sex cuddle buddy.
Hopefully someone besides me knows what that is
The happy little, dirty little thoughts that go through my mind each day keep me going.
At the ER, a raccoon fucking bit me. Dr. wanted to know if I caught it. Seriously! I was attacked in my garage by the furry fucker. So no!
It's ok that I didn't cum. I'll make you a sandwich,a bowl of Wheaties, & light your cigarette cause you have 20 minutes till round two!
I wouldn't do shit for a Klondike but I'd blow everybody for one of those orange push up pops :)
Bitch why don't you lick me where I pee!!
Ya know what sucks about where I'm at right now?
been really,really good at being really,really bad for most of my life!