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Early to bed, early to hit the snooze 27 times and still be late.
I keep incredibly busy for someone that doesn't do anything.
If you take away the blonde hair, prince charming, hopes and dreams, I'm just like Cinderella.
Oh, you were born to be wild? That's nice. I was born to be miserable.
fortune cookie- You will not die alone but with many many cat...
cat: LOL THAT'S SO YOU!
You had me at "hello" but you lost me at "I have 5 kids under the age of 10."
Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse.
There's nothing like coming home to where I grew up to make me feel happy I moved away.
Sometimes its nice not to be in the driver's seat, and other times your 16 yo daughter is driving and you're too scared to open your eyes.
I'd tap that.
*winks at keg*
Salesman: Can I help you find something?
*points to your avi on my phone*
I got a new phone and lost all of my drafts.
Okay, a couple of drafts.
Fine, 2 words I put in there last year but it was gonna be great.
If you don't love something, you should also set it free.
I've been trying to kick a bad habit, but he keeps getting away.
I'm awake but I could easily go back to sleep for 2 or 3 days.
I'm pretty much over this whole "being human" thing.
The best part of planning all the stuff you're going to do when you have time off work is not doing any of it.
Hate is such a strong word.
*Hate flexes for a selfie*
Sometimes I can't even get my own bra unhooked fast enough, so I get it Fumble Fingers, I get it.
I wrote a funny tweet once. https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3ALisa_Laughs_&src=typd
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