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- I like getting @'s
- I'm obsessive then burn out
- I'm surprisingly creepy
Whilst thou let me wash your cock and balls for a shiny pence?
My zombie self would not like all these unsanitary eating conditions. I seriously doubt I'd place my teeth on a body I knew nothing about.
You had me at hot AVI, but lost me at oh, I don't know, your incessant texting at all hours of the night and not one dick pic.
I know you're from England and I still read your tweets with an Arnold accent cuz I'm an American. Got that Frenchie?
Your cat is wide eye, staring behind, he mouths the words, "ok," and then makes eye contact with you, then back at what's behind you. That.
My vagina may be old and downtrodden, but I've still got some tread in the left ear.
What part of mount me and put a bit in my mouth did you not understand?
I just want a boyfriend that treats me like I'm not breathing.
I've been so horny as of lately that I use a wheel barrow to transfer my swollen clit from one room to another.
Taking my own medicine backfired when I had to take it anally.
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