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Twitter: because your deranged family is on Facebook.
Yes ma'am I'll have a double order of bleh with a side of profound deep-fried boredom.
People who don't curse haven't learned how awesome a good "fuck" can feel in your mouth.
Words are power
My cats are like slasher movie creeps.
I'm in the bathroom & they rattle the doorknob & slide their little paws under the door...O_O
I need an anthem.
So who's off this weekend? Got awesome plans? NOT ME! *pouts* *stomps feet*
Teen just opened my bedroom door, shouted "man boobs! Haha!" and ran away...O.o
Come on coffee. You can kick in any time now...
And here goes my long Wednesday...
Life is hard. Eat cookies.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Mornings suck ass.
So does your mom.
Guy called the #Pharmacy and asked for a refill on his Cialis. He said: "my wife just read Fifty Shades of Grey. Gotta be ready."
Dear mean-spirited ass-faces:
The jizz of justice!!!
I tweet too much. I overvalue the word FUCK. And I write: thrillers as me. Smut as @Sasha_Sparks Team B.R.O.A.D.S.