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On the third day Jesus rose again and immediately unfriended Judas on Facebook.
Just heading over to wife's office do at the Nakatomi building. Hope no one notices my vest.
Merry Christmas. Xx
80s singer Paul Young has fired staff at his butchers for theft.
He told one: "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you."
BREAKING NEWS: Lance Armstrong has been stripped of his relationship with Sheryl Crow.
Ignored by a duvet holding a copy of The Unbearable Lightness of Being and a chicken: that's a blankety blank, Czech book and hen.