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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    My Autistic son just gave me a kiss on the lips. Knowing how nearly impossible that is to achieve, I dare you to bring me down now.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    If you only speak one language you have no excuse to suck at it.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    Wish I could master the expression cows have when a ten car pile-up occurs on the highway alongside the field. Now THAT'S not giving a fuck.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    A receptionist asked for my date of birth in front of a hot guy today. Well played, fat bitch, well played.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    Just watched my Autistic son giggle and play with the other kids at the park for the first time. Best day ever.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    Hate it when I'm bending over to pick up something and a guy asks if he can give me a hand and I say "2 fingers are fine" and he runs away.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    The world needs more John Cusacks carrying boomboxes.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    It freaks me out that some of you were born in the Late Eighties/Early Nineties...I have addictions that are older than that.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    I am a single parent today for choosing to escape an abusive relationship. Best decision I ever made. I belong to me #internationalwomensday

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    Dear Americans, Northern Ireland is part of the UK, the Republic of Ireland is not. I guess if we had any oil here you'd know that.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    I hope you fuck better than you tweet.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    I'm really good in bed.....I stay on my side and rarely steal all the covers.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    Hey you, with the Bible under your arm, the smug look on your face, and the judgemental attitude....You're a terrorist too.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    Twitter is the best relationship I've ever been in. Long distance and open....

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    You shouldn't believe everything you read. That's how religions get started.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    A year ago my child was diagnosed with Autism. I hope someday the world gets to see what I do. Not a disability...just a beautiful mind.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    I love being a woman...mostly 'cause my g-spot is not up my ass.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    You had me at "shut the fuck up and get on your knees"...

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    I might be climbing into bed alone tonight.....but at least it's with someone I like.

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  • LittleHarmonica
      Monica @LittleHarmonica

    You know you spend too much time online when you struggle to use a pen to write.

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