Some of the most beautiful words come from the darkest parts of the most broken people.

Fuck with me, I can take it.
Fuck with my kids, and I will burn your life to the ground.
Even if you are their father.
Clear enough?

Oh so you can miss people you've never met?
That's fucked up, twitter.
Fucked up.

Pretending not to give a fuck is almost as exhausting as actually giving a fuck.

For you, I'd swallow.

Haha I'm just kidding, I always swallow.

Slam out with your clam out.

That's how it is.

Hey guys..
Not everyone who goes to Church or believes in God is an ignorant asshole or a total fucking lemming.

I'd like to be someone's priority.

Once. Just once.

One day, I'm really gonna get my shit together.
Probably ain't Gonna be today.
But, whatever.

Just another side note..

Writing checks doesn't make you a fucking father.

We are all beautiful
So don't be ugly.

Please, please, please can we make out? Please.

Too forward?

Oh? What's that? You're completely unattainable to me?

Perfect. I want you.

I always pretend my TwitterCrush(es) are sub tweeting me.

I like delusion.

Don't ruin it.

You.
Over me.
Under me.
Beside me.
In me.

Now please.

Just because he wants to fuck you, doesn't mean he wants to love you.

I hear you all are sad because FavStar is down or some shit but listen, no one has been in my vagina since October. That's a real tragedy.

I just caught a GROWN ASS MAN trying to talk to my son on Xbox live and get his email address.

Parents, be vigilant. BE NOSY.

Kids first.

Meaningless sex is worse than no sex.

Oh me?
Walk of shame.
From my gay's house.
I look like I got laid, but really I just got trashed and watched Glee all night.