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Broke boys shouldn't flirt.
Eating a sad salad being sad.
How is Will & Grace still not on Netflix?
What's the point in drinking a kale, ginger, lemon smoothie if you're just gonna smoke meth afterwards?
Splenda Daddy: (adj) a fake sugar daddy
I wasn't a virgin but my innocence died when I met him.
there's definitely a correlation between how cute i look at work and how much i get in trouble.
M.I.A.'s been a bad bitch before Bad Girls. Not sure why everyone's in awe.
this tweet was gonna be emotional but instead imma tell y'all about my drunk friends. they drunk.
Everyone likes my hair and I'm just "eww, why?"
I blame it on the Happy Hour!
ت A dreamer. Someone completely out of touch with reality.