Spitting in the old barns
Walking with my four arms
Living for the hay

Singing in the backyard
Pull up in your tractor
Brushing out my mane

It's better than when I was at the zoo
They say that this pen was built for two

My pussy tastes like grass and dirt.

Lana's name read backwards is Yer Anal. #deepthoughtsbyLlama

Every time I fertilize
It's like a dark paradise

I'm voting for President Obllama.

You sorted the livestock
I grew up on corn crop
But you fit me better than my llama-wool sweater

Blue jeans, white shirt, walked into the room and you're like, "why is a llama wearing clothes?"

Diet Mountain Dew baby New York City, never was there ever a Llama so spitty.

Farmin', farmin', staying up til morning

The best part about being the face of the @hm fall collection is that the clothes are also made out of me

He doesn't mind I have a Las Vegas pasture

I just riiiiiiiiiiiide as far as my enclosure allows

Clean my yard before you go
Summertime turd/piss

Hugs and kisses to all my llamaniacs - http://t.co/exOhIPrT

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it.

Cuisines, dessert
Walked into the room u know u made my guts churn
It was like, unclean, for sure
It wasnt even fresh, no is my final answer

VMA = Very Musical Alpaca

We could've had a lawl
Rolling in the sheep