I feel sorry for David Beckham. He takes stick wherever he goes, and she usually brings the kids as well.

Holy shit - I thought this was fake but it's apparently a real commercial for a chiropractor  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJQfT9C5Adc … @edzardernst @slsingh

It's a coo... “@earth_pics: This is a highland baby cow. pic.twitter.com/PV13aLQNDl”

Scientists find a jackpot of ancient DNA buried in the Atlantic seafloor, 5,000 meters below the water's surface  http://ow.ly/kQk4B 

I thought I was watching a spoof of The Apprentice but it turns out it's actually just The Apprentice.

May the fifth be with you.

A man just ran for this train and got his head stuck in the doors. Someone in the carriage shouted 'TWAT' at him. #visitlondon

Ancient Maya were math and art experts, but anthropologists still aren’t sure how they developed such a rich culture  http://ow.ly/kqX0c 

Oh dear, this is just about as bad as it could possibly get for a news anchor's first day on air. Swearyness ahead:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/22/nbc-aj-clemente-suspended-on-air-flub_n_3131044.html …

How can we teach the world empathy? The man who coined the term "social entrepreneur" says he knows how  http://ow.ly/keHwq 

I just read through 152 days of Ed Balls tweets before realising what I was doing.

What makes rain smell so good?  http://ow.ly/kcLGJ 

It is indeed RT @thepoke This is a work of monumental genius.  http://bit.ly/Zehhpq 
(via @scottfilmcritic)

Welcome to Twitter. We are the men and women behind your friend's funny Facebook statuses.

How Google autocompletes your searches is both enlightening and horrifying, and it's different in every country  http://ow.ly/jMBVz 

TweetofTheDay RT @nicholasfrost Edwina Currie says SHE could live on £53/wk. Asked her to talk to @5_news bout it, she wanted 500 quid

I love this. A worker takes pictures of a man (Ali) who walks past every day. 'What Ali Wore'.  http://tinyurl.com/dx9ffpa  (via@AnnieRich75)

Good morning! Time for breakfast pic.twitter.com/Wws3IhzrLE

This coin from the Ming Dynasty was left in Africa 600 years ago  http://ow.ly/iZ1HC 

@lochrie Shit. Already? I've not even sent out my 'Happy World Kidney Day' cards, yet.