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RT for a S/O that you will most likely not get.
I don't know why people always complain about Missouri's weather constantly changing. At Ray-Pec High School, it's 155 degrees year round!
My new nickname, Ben Harris, is catching on fast.
Today was Tuesday but it was also kind of Monday & Wednesday at the same time.
I bedazzled my penis.
Feeling bad about yourself? Go to Wal-Mart & just look around at other customers. You're welcome.
My favorite pizza topping is another slice of pizza.
Who wants a shoutout for my 20,139th tweet?!
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RT if you hate stereotypes and loud black people.
If the first ten minutes of Up isn't the saddest thing ever put on screen, I don't know what is.
Ben Harris is hot. #TweetLikeAGirl
Ben Harris is hot. #TweetLikeABoy
Here's the deal. Could a Muslim be responsible? Sure. You know who else could be? An American. Don't point fingers when we don't have facts.
Can't believe they've already cancelled school for tomorrow.
I might not be the funniest guy in the world, but I'm also not the best looking.