RT for a S/O that you will most likely not get.

I don't know why people always complain about Missouri's weather constantly changing. At Ray-Pec High School, it's 155 degrees year round!

Hay, guys. pic.twitter.com/iX7riCg4IW

The most annoying character on tv died according to Walking Dead fans. HA. You haven't seen annoying. Two words: Skyler White. #BreakingBad

My new nickname, Ben Harris, is catching on fast.

Today was Tuesday but it was also kind of Monday & Wednesday at the same time.

I bedazzled my penis.

Feeling bad about yourself? Go to Wal-Mart & just look around at other customers. You're welcome.

“@lilperf: High maintenance people <<<<” pic.twitter.com/pgHD81gukp

My favorite pizza topping is another slice of pizza.

Who wants a shoutout for my 20,139th tweet?!

I just whisper "Damn it" to myself every time I read "muscular" or "tall" for #FiveThingsIFindAttractive.

#SingleBecause chlamydia. :(

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RT if you hate stereotypes and loud black people.

If the first ten minutes of Up isn't the saddest thing ever put on screen, I don't know what is.

Ben Harris is hot. #TweetLikeAGirl



Ben Harris is hot. #TweetLikeABoy

Here's the deal. Could a Muslim be responsible? Sure. You know who else could be? An American. Don't point fingers when we don't have facts.

Can't believe they've already cancelled school for tomorrow.

Romney cares about 100% of the American people. Except, you know... 47% of them. #Debates