Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
RT for a S/O that you will most likely not get.
Don't take fruit in your life for pomegranted.
I don't know why people always complain about Missouri's weather constantly changing. At Ray-Pec High School, it's 155 degrees year round!
"I came in like a wrecking ball." -Japan, 1941
Superman wore a Royals shirt during a scene in Man of Steel.. As far as I'm concerned, we've already won the World Series this year.
Grilled Cheese? More like Grilled YES, PLEASE. AMIRIGHT?!
Me: Do you have a date to Homecoming yet?
Coach Gaines: No, I don't.
Me: Do you want one?
How I got rejected by Coach Gaines today. :(
My new nickname, Ben Harris, is catching on fast.
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE, MY FRIEND.
Today was Tuesday but it was also kind of Monday & Wednesday at the same time.
I bedazzled my penis.
Feeling bad about yourself? Go to Wal-Mart & just look around at other customers. You're welcome.
I might not be the funniest guy in the world, but I'm also not the best looking.