Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
ROCK IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ................................. Long live Paper and Scissors!!! ;D
Little Known Fact: In space, ~everyone~ can hear Sarah Palin Scream.
1st transmission from Earth to reach outer space: Hitler's Olympic Speech. Last Transmission: Supercollider test commences in 3... 2... 1...
Good Morning Twitterverse! Time for some impromptu poetry... Ahem ... How many birds in cages die, thinking the ceiling is the sky?
What do we want? Miscommunication! When do we want it? Orange!! #ProtestChantFail
OH at the drugstore by a guy buying tampons... "My girlfriend's got problems but pregnant aint one of 'em."
OH: (re: Ricky Martin coming out of the closet) "1999 called. They want their headline back."
Joking about the concept of "safe words" w/office mate when she says: "Microsoft! Whoa, that is the mother of all double entendres!" LOL!!!
Time 4 another Zombie Haiku! Brains brainsbrains brains brains/Brainsbrainsbrains brainsbrains brains brains/Brains brainsbrainsbrainsbrains
If I worked for Twitter their tagline would be, "What are you having for lunch?"
If I worked for the National Cattlemen's Beef Council their motto would be, "It's Not The Cow's Fault That It Was Born Delicious!"
I'm freaking out! One of my heroes, a writer 4 woot.com left an AWESOME comment on my blog over a month ago but I ~just~ discovered it! THX!
Ugh... not awake... must.. clean.. house! Coffee.. needs to... work... faster! (Why must I channel my inner Shatner in the morning?)