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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Twitter:

    •Where women find out men have souls & feelings too

    •Where men find out women are funny & perverted too

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    DylanabolicDWYER709__MasterSociopathFlankerFloggerGroperClevelanddeepsy27khadijah_hiraniAbhiishekYadav
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    DWYER709__maybemediocreFlankerFloggerHamenJohalHarjivan_MMiss_CheemaCrazzzyKenBassHeadie
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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    A bored woman is a very dangerous thing.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Accidentally poured myself a glass of wine at 9am. Accidentally drank it too. I'm so fucking clumsy.

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    SDPlissken1DWYER709__SternoShotsBabetteJonesFlankerFloggerJezzyJezebel__atbara9Littering_And__
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    GingerSnap344DWYER709__SternoShotsPgUsto911_goldiloks_AnitaHelmetbaileyyjordanGobshite_
    GrumpyCommentsDudeImShawnReelBigAssholeBlondiethegoodmadmomsdiary______pseudofauxmeFrankCurtisBmojo_bones_CuddleYourCatJJLUCE3Cocaine_Burger____VampiliciousXo__MyLoveGoesDown____shruglordMrsGoose69
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    This Lego dildo wasn't a good idea at all

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Tell ur children that they are beautiful, smart & amazing everyday. Cuz some prick at school will tell them the opposite. U must trump that

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    DWYER709__FlankerFloggerElsyBeathtsm560dad_divorcedjamstevensMiraEtcEtcHillisMatthew
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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Schools should teach kids how to balance a checkbook & basic car maintenance & how to hide a drinking problem. Regular life stuff ya know.

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    DWYER709__SternoShotsFlankerFloggermysteryteachercardigansrulefishy_smellstsm560_MeetVirginia__
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    DWYER709__SternoShotsJay__Zimfishy_smellstsm560visceral71__fuzzlimewarholschild
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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Apparently yelling "fuck me in the ass" when you stub your toe in public is frowned upon.

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    EdgarAllenShidDWYER709__FlankerFloggerGroperClevelandmysteryteacherElsyBeathtsm560PeaceInTruth1
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    markboywonder__neakeltissytassy13______kyledjackMi_SSbehaved__detroit_etmojo_bones_Bacon_Ball________djr_102
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper "Dont do it" when you open them.

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    DWYER709__SternoShotsBellarose727FlankerFloggerJ_______K______mysteryteacherisnolessCJZ_1
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    DWYER709__SternoShotsmaybemediocreFlankerFloggermysteryteachertsm560ArtInTheFleshYardboy
    GreeneyedMofodiabolicalexpalokinCourtniss_EatingZebras______Midgetsparzapmyassweewillieblaque_jaque______
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    If you're putting sunblock on me and you don't pretend to "jerk it off" onto my back. I'm finding someone else to do it.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    I just wanna thank everyone who still understands a tweet w/ a typo. You are all class acts

    And those who point them out. Fuck your face.

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    DWYER709__SternoShotsFlankerFloggermysteryteacherElsyBeathfishy_smellstsm560Ninja_Soup_
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    DWYER709__SternoShotsElsyBeathfishy_smellstsm560dad_divorcedVikeeysSecretSal0630
    lawyerthoughtsOphiesbest________EFFFFFFYOU________Jebo_te_patak____
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    I only get in the van if they offer me drugs and alcohol because fuck candy I'm a grown up and you can't fool me.

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    DWYER709__MasterSociopathFlankerFloggermysteryteacherElsyBeathcardigansruletsm560Ninja_Soup_
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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    When someone says something funny in RL, I grab their crotch and yell RETWEET!

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    Knob_ishDWYER709__FlankerFloggermysteryteacherElsyBeathtsm560Ninja_Soup_PeaceInTruth1
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    DWYER709__mysteryteachertsm560dad_divorcedTeejayRushSternoShotsbluesbill44Enric_torres
    SerialFuckupjimmy_sharpeRudeRidingRomeogreen_babe_joeyhuggles______jazchasRadOrDie
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?

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    DWYER709__MasterSociopathFlankerFloggermysteryteacherElsyBeathmichelledeveroDSLikesItprettygoodyear
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    fuzzlimeWonderMonkey78mellimelleHyenaEars________ajax06patcasey72MissItAintMe______EatingZebras______
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Haha Girls give better head than lol girls. Fact.

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    DWYER709__MaxTitus12nicoshahScandalousRedVikeeysSecretfishy_smellskorn_cruetsm560
    roggyieThateverydayguyfluffysusebuthonestlygirlsassymcmelons
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Dear porn stars, bright shiny bleached assholes are great and all, but acne free asscheeks should be a higher priority. Thanks.

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    momma0315shwebby2__________CoolhandLuke100edward_thefirst
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Cook a 2lb steak on the grill in heels and football jersey and someone is bound to wreck your pussy.

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    ArtIsMyPornDWYER709__MasterSociopathFlankerFloggerElsyBeathcardigansruletsm560Ninja_Soup_
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    DWYER709__ElsyBeathtsm560dad_divorcedkatriiinnnaaGoddess_Of_SinCaribbePirate76sexinterrupted
    InThaBurbsdreamthievingokananasthongbeardBuzzquotesWeissBrandon______imence2I_SEE_THRU_YOUSlabBaconBPmellimelle
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    I can't tie a cherry stem with my tongue but I don't need to because I'm good at blowjobs.

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    Rich2Hallbawbdealexandra_lietomalbecprincessDWYER709__FlankerFloggerElsyBeathjoshjensen39__
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    malbecprincessDWYER709__tsm560dad_divorcedthulnicollevancitybarbiesneezy20340967AphroditeAfter5__
    Jenny4ashleyStevie_Gainzdjr_102Pierre__4
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    To the men out there who respect and appreciate the beautiful minds of the amazing women on here. I'm convinced your all incredibly hung :)

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    Armymatt22malbecprincessDWYER709__minnie_in_pink7tsm560dad_divorcedUhhmIDontKnowVodkaTiem
    EvilPandaXDirty_Bizness____Tinkerbell_
  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Dear men,

    We like it when you make noises during sex too. Grunt, growl, moan and snarl at us.

    Sincerely,

    Women.

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    Dirty_Bizness____
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