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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Twitter:

    •Where women find out men have souls & feelings too

    •Where men find out women are funny & perverted too

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    A bored woman is a very dangerous thing.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Accidentally poured myself a glass of wine at 9am. Accidentally drank it too. I'm so fucking clumsy.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    This Lego dildo wasn't a good idea at all

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Tell ur children that they are beautiful, smart & amazing everyday. Cuz some prick at school will tell them the opposite. U must trump that

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Schools should teach kids how to balance a checkbook & basic car maintenance & how to hide a drinking problem. Regular life stuff ya know.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Apparently yelling "fuck me in the ass" when you stub your toe in public is frowned upon.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper "Dont do it" when you open them.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    If you're putting sunblock on me and you don't pretend to "jerk it off" onto my back. I'm finding someone else to do it.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    I just wanna thank everyone who still understands a tweet w/ a typo. You are all class acts

    And those who point them out. Fuck your face.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    I only get in the van if they offer me drugs and alcohol because fuck candy I'm a grown up and you can't fool me.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    When someone says something funny in RL, I grab their crotch and yell RETWEET!

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Haha Girls give better head than lol girls. Fact.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Dear porn stars, bright shiny bleached assholes are great and all, but acne free asscheeks should be a higher priority. Thanks.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    My hub said that he got stung by a wasp and needed something for it.


    I gave him vagisil and a pacifier.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    Cook a 2lb steak on the grill in heels and football jersey and someone is bound to wreck your pussy.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    I can't tie a cherry stem with my tongue but I don't need to because I'm good at blowjobs.

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  • Loli_Sug
      notyourjester @Loli_Sug

    To the men out there who respect and appreciate the beautiful minds of the amazing women on here. I'm convinced your all incredibly hung :)

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@Loli_Sug

@Loli_Sug

why don't you just go cry about it