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Face It! We're All Made Up Of MEMORIES!!!!
I don't want to Encourage Naughtiness But I like your way of thinking!!!
So Siri said,"Your wish is my command", IF ONLY......
Down getting my CannabisCard!!! #LegalSmoke
HANGOVERS R NO BUENO!!!
I'm gonna PISS myself of SIRI doesn't HIRI !!!!
They should have a Tazer for your Purse that looks like a Tampon!!!
Twitter is OnDrugs Today!!! #MindFuck
An Injured Heart that Never Heals...
Good Morning Kinda Cruel World!!!!
The KISS that brought the HouseDown!!! #FaultAction
FrenchAccent ! Gets me EveryTime!!! ;)
OK! Listen Up People! I am Now in Therapy... Thank You! :)
You Can't live in Arizona and Not Have a Ukelele!!!
Avoid Disappointment and Future Regret...