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helluva TD play!!!
I taught an Asian new yorker to drive today. I'm sorry for that America- didn't realize what I was doing until it was too late.
i cannot stop listening to ABBA. #mammamia
I'm so gay for my friends
Her entire life is a popularity contest, but she's not winning. #overheard #beheaded
Sorry but i have too many bitchy queens as friends to not know how to behead u in 5 words or less. Thank u LGTB community !
So this chick thinks kicking her leg out straight in front of her over and over is a dance move. #ummmmno
Having a great time with pink glitter right now. Thank you to whoever invented glitter
I will be wearing a dress on the red carpet this evening that cost $5.99 at a thrift shop. #truestory
my camo sweatshirt,beavis and butthead fleece pj's, a glass (or three) of wine and a fire are pretty much everything i look fwd to all day.
sometimes i forget i have swag. then i remember that i have a fur coat and beavis and butthead pj's and im okay again.