Any freelance graphic designers who need work this week? RT this if you've got any mates who fit the bill. Cheers.

Two dead, one in hospital after Ally Pally club nights this weekend. Dodgy MDMA suspected. Careful out there, folks. http://t.co/np3P1KAF

Comedy news of the day/year: Alan Partridge movie definitely going ahead with Father Ted director http://t.co/74Kl0mGa

New Order, The Specials and Blur to play Olympic closing gig. Wow, cutting edge, why not dig up George Formby while we're at it?

This is awesome. New Errors album stream. Pleasure Palaces in particular is BIG. Listen now or always be a loser. http://t.co/ZEdpbLkO

And this? This double rainbow over London? This is why I get out of bed. http://t.co/HlGHphg2

#ff @themichaelmoran @hickiemouse @psmith @rowanc @daryloflaughs — interesting and funny chaps on here and in real life

@amexuk How integral to happiness is home ownership? Brits are obssessed, mainland Europer less so... #realisepotential

I've sweated more interesting fluids than Ed Sheeran #BRITS

The Amazing Spiderman? What's amazing is Hollywood's paucity of ideas and the public's appetite for the same old tat, rehashed endlessly.

@bbccomedy Who could ever chose one? The Thick Of It, PhoneShop, Rev.

The Boat That Rocked. Good use of the phrase "bottom-bashing fornicators".

@sablerc Here's a really good hip-hop album stream my editor @ BBC turned me on to http://t.co/UFtXrJS5

@ms_zoe The Social is north of Ox St so, excuse my tedious pedantry, is Noho but enjoy, it's a quality gaff. Have fun, wherever you go:-)

The most amazing headed goal ever? http://t.co/IOcT9C1D

Just once I'd love someone to come on and perform some unspeakably harsh, cock-pierced thrash metal. #xfactor

New Lykke Li album is staggering. As good as and possibly even better then debut Youth Novels.

A FIFTH X Factor judge? Why not make it 12 like a proper jury? It'd be appropriate given some of the crimes against music on the show

Walk past often so how have I missed this SE1 café? Dunno but will head there soon http://ow.ly/1Mtj2 (Cheers @misscay via @alexsheppard)

@uktraveleditor Twitter IMO has replaced rss feeds if u follow news orgs+ real-time a-list inside track (in many cases direct from them)