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Twitter? I just had an interview for a job I want so bad. Let's all cross our fingers for me, please! Ok?
I'm volunteering today reading books to a 1st grade class. And I'm hungover. It feels like a special kind of planning fail.
Well, my phone autocorrects Minneapolis to Minnecrapolis. My work here is done. (Hello from the Twin Shitties!)
I don't think my neighbors even wanted to have a Halloween party. I think they just want to get back at me for all the crazyloud sex I have.
Hard to go run w the NBA season starting tonight but I need to do advance penance for the beers I'll consume tomorrow for 1st Blazers game.
I sexted for 7.75 hours and worked for .25 hours today.
Guy behind me commenting on every woman's body he can see. His buddy - "Hey man, let up. Don't be so shallow. I got sisters." :)
Shopping for face powder & the tone for my skin is called Translucent Fair. Rly wish I was dating that racist black guy still, he wd ❤️ this