Donald Trump said in an interview "I have a great relationship with The Blacks"..WTF are we a singing group?

Just a friendly reminder, I'm not the woman from: "The Help" or "Precious", tv shows "The View" or "The Talk" and I'm not The Pine Sol Lady

Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051. U will be asked to continue in English or Spanish, wait..10 secs....you will Laugh.

Today Kim Kardashian will marry the man of her third dream....

Egyptian President has been in office for 30 yrs..that's not a president that's a pharaoh..

Nasa don't know where this satellite is....call the student loan bill collectors they can locate it!

Bradley "Fine Ass" Cooper speaking french...http://youtu.be/AYwvFU6dcv4

Summary of Prez Speech: We got him, we told yall we would get him, we know this is not the end, God Bless America....

I feel for the speech writer right now that is trying to piece a statement for the Prez...just say.."We got that MOFO!!" and drop the mic...

#2011Slogan: "Bitch better have my Bacon"

yes I am tweeting in church...I'm not catholic anyway...I'm alcholic

Taylor Swift's next boyfriend should be 2Chainz..

Dear CBS: If Angus T. Jones doesn't want the job we can change it to "Two Men and The Big Black Chick"

Please tweet that Jennifer Grey won #DWTS and the dude from the Disney channel came in second and Levi's baby mama came in third..

If Kim Kardashian, Flavor Flav, and Honey Boo Boo's Mama can get married, everyone should be able to.. #prop8

Suddenly Kim Kardashian will be into Asian basketball players...

Inspiring!! Transcript of Commencement Speech at Stanford given by Steve Jobs 2005..
http://t.co/t5tnsHWN

We need Jeremaine Jackson to dip his head in the gulf..that will help soak up the oil....

Watching the video blast..notice how many folks run to the blast to help..still good folks in the world #prayforboston

Everybody deserves a shot of happiness that's why I'm having a shot of tequila...