It's #StarWarsDay, May the Fourth be with you, Sithizens. Just remember, next comes The Revenge of the Fifth.

And where is *Princess* Leia's birth certificate? Was she really born on Alderaan? Someone should go there and fin... Oh.

We're having a slight weapons malfunction on the Death Star. Please stand by.

Imagine there's no Jedi, It isn't hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, And no rebellion too, Imagine all the people, Float in outer space

Happy Birthday to @starwars star Harrison Ford. Come get your cake here on the Death Star. It's not a lie or trap or anything.

It's #starwarsday, May the 4th be with you, Sithizens. Just don't get cocky, tomorrow is the revenge of the 5th.

Star Wars was unleashed 35 years ago today, and it still remains one of the greatest documentaries ever.

.@barackobama You have done well, my young apprentice. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy and we shall have "peace". #Obama2012

#Ifgovernmentshutsdown, I'm taking over.

The Empire is in mourning after the loss of Irvin Kershner, director of #StarWars The Empire Strikes Back. RT in his honor.

Retweet if you like Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back. @starwars

. @starwars visionary Ralph McQuarrie, who designed Vader, Chewbacca, Boba Fett and much more, has become one with the Force. RIP

In #StarWars7, Jar Jar Binks will team up with Goofy to fight crime.

Chewie the Pooh. #StarWars http://t.co/BoMsUCtb

Patience. I'll be right there, just have to fit my new dress. #whitesmoke

The rumors of my abdication have been greatly exaggerated. #pope

Sith ones are red, Jedi have blue, I'm charging my laser, #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

Season 7 of Keeping up with the Kardashians. Firefly had one season. This must be humanity's suicide note.

"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son." #dadism @starwars

Retweet if you like Star Wars: Episode VI - The Return of the Jedi. @starwars