Dear Riker:

You nailed it.

Signed, Grown-up @wilw. http://t.co/KNuh20h

(Referencing TNG episode "Hide and Q" http://t.co/FXl534R)

"I'm fairly certain 'YOLO' is just 'carpe diem' for stupid people." -Jack Black

"I had recurring nightmares that I was loved for who I am and missed the opportunity to be a better man." -Muse

#10AttractivePeopleIFollow <-- this is ridiculous. I ONLY follow attractive people.

I'm sorry but this summarizes Benjamin Sisko so well I just couldn't keep it on Tumblr. pic.twitter.com/CSYB5BUslC

And this is where I sit in the corner and think about what I've done.

Arkham's razor: the craziest villain is usually the one that's the most guilty.

Guys, we have only 4 billion years to escape our galaxy before it crashes into Andromeda! Let's get crackin'!

@asmallteapot Apple will be all disapproving and Siri'll be like "I'M A GROWN WOMAN I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS!"

BREAKING: TODAY THE MOON NARROWLY MISSED HITTING A MAN'S EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE. SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THAT'S "AMORE". #MST3k

"I can't even." - Odd Numbers

Kids, in 2012 your aunt Robin decided to join S.H.I.E.L.D. and help defend the world against alien invasion.

I'm not saying it was Goa'uld, but it was Goa'uld.  http://goo.gl/6poRQ  #Stargate

I want a walk-in refrigerator. Not because I have that much food to store, just because I wanna hang out in there once in a while.

Also... someone needs to make a video parody of Chuck Testa... "Nope! Nick Tesla."

Now in five vibrant colors. The new Dalek. By Apple. #DoctorWho

I'm pretty sure Bruna was part of the Q Continuum in a past life. Perhaps cast out just like Q was.

Shake off your supersoldier programming and join #StarTrekAsterisk in one hour.  http://thegreenasterisk.com/live 

IKEA: Express your shelf.

If we are to believe Apple's commercials, celebrities spend all day in their homes talking to imaginary friends. Pretty much what I expected