I think my puppy is all looks and no brains

Damn you people who keep leaving the large bags of candy in the kitchen(And by damn you I really mean, thanks you're so awesome!)

Sir, you seriously need to get over yourself

Not even worth it

Birthday Cake is trending, as it should be...

Im happy with my drama free life

Looking so forward to when ambivalence becomes total indifference

I think Ive turned my boy into a wuss with all the kisses I give him. Missy the girl dog keeps winning their nightly wrestling matches

Feeling kind of rebellious today so I'm not making up my bed

Dear sleeping in, no words can sufficiently convey how much I'm looking forward to being with you tomorrow. Love you!

Started my day off with 'The Line Begins to Blur ' by Nine Inch Nails what a great song

Just to set the record straight, when I named my puppy Herman I had never even heard of a "certain other" Herman

Damn you people and all of your damn meetings

The work day is almost over and I'm pretty okay with that

Alas, my sleeping brain has betrayed in regards to the subject of which I have just dreamt

Tweeting on a stationary bike isn't as easy as I had envisioned..

@favstar_nsfw @nerdamage My aren't you popular!

I love him but I wish he'd take a nap

Perhaps I'm mistaken....barking at cotton balls soaked in nail polish remover could very well be a sign of higher intelligence.

Okay Monday..dont even think about messing with me cause I'll take you down!