@jeff_kura @marty3point0 why. Where is there a Klondike bar.

My greatest hope is that all my mismatched socks will one day find their soul mate.

@mattytalks it paid off for me after my first successful catfish.

@mattytalks you had me at calling it an 'account.'

My avi has never been more relevant than it is on this day. Soaking it up. Soaking it allllll up.

Just ate gluten free pizza. Never felt like more of a fraud.

@jeff_kura @marty3point0 uhh, you aren't single? *Unfollows, stalks off shoulders drooped

Romance is great and all but I really only want a boyfriend so I have someone to crack my back for me.

@jeff_kura I have high expectations in this follow so don't disappoint, sir.

My favorite backhanded compliment is "You look really good today...I didn't even recognize you."

“@prodigalsam: Alligators in vests are probably my favorite investigators.” // brilliant tweet.

@jpcherre follow @garyjanetti @kellyoxford @jennyjohnsonhi5 @robfee @yourepoor @robdelaney for some giggles.

And step by step you'll lead me, and I will follow you all of my days.

@pauldanke I concur

@robfee incredible... I'm loving these. Thank you.

@pauldanke #frillytoothpicks #chipsinthemiddle

@loljksob thats all..?

Hey @robfee - quit shamelessly plugging your NEW wonderfully funny cd, GRAPE STOMP, available on iTunes. You're clogging my twitter feed ;)

@kevinfrisbee enjoy the stiff-armed slow dance... and inevitable blue balls that'll surely follow!

There's a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.