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If you crashed your car into a bridge, a funny thing to say would be, "I don't care, I love it!" between all the screaming.
English people, WE'LL stop thinking you're all quaint and proper as soon as YOU stop immediately cleaning up after your own riots.
This is probably going to sound really gay, but the sunset is GORGEOUS right now and I love making out with dudes.
Does anyone know a good site where I can get a rapid flow of misinformation and unconfirmed reports coming in too fast to process?
Addiction is insidious and relentless and impossible to understand until you're in the throes of it. Please have compassion.
How do we know it was John Travolta who sexually harassed the male masseuse, and not Nicolas Cage wearing Travolta's face?
If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know.
It's fucking cuddle weather, motherfuckers.
No offense, but everyone on the internet is a terrible fucking ghoul.
"It gets better." - what I tell depressed gay kids who have just started watching Buffy
I ranked the men of Teen Wolf, because I know why you watch this show. http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/ranking-the-men-of-teen-wolf …
I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast.
One final plea: Block racist trolls. Don't give them attention by RT-ing or engaging in "debate." They are beyond help.
The only thing Louis Tomlinson and I really have in common is that we'd both make out with Harry Styles.
Imagine the horror of being the first eliminated on a reality show but trapped in the opening credits for the entire season.
I need to come up with a better response to "You look sad" than "That's just my face."
Your font choice is giving me anxiety.
I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Senior Editor at BuzzFeed. firstname.lastname@example.org