Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If you crashed your car into a bridge, a funny thing to say would be, "I don't care, I love it!" between all the screaming.
English people, WE'LL stop thinking you're all quaint and proper as soon as YOU stop immediately cleaning up after your own riots.
This is probably going to sound really gay, but the sunset is GORGEOUS right now and I love making out with dudes.
Does anyone know a good site where I can get a rapid flow of misinformation and unconfirmed reports coming in too fast to process?
How do we know it was John Travolta who sexually harassed the male masseuse, and not Nicolas Cage wearing Travolta's face?
It's fucking cuddle weather, motherfuckers.
No offense, but everyone on the internet is a terrible fucking ghoul.
If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know.
"It gets better." - what I tell depressed gay kids who have just started watching Buffy
I ranked the men of Teen Wolf, because I know why you watch this show. http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/ranking-the-men-of-teen-wolf …
One final plea: Block racist trolls. Don't give them attention by RT-ing or engaging in "debate." They are beyond help.
I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast.
The only thing Louis Tomlinson and I really have in common is that we'd both make out with Harry Styles.
Imagine the horror of being the first eliminated on a reality show but trapped in the opening credits for the entire season.
"People love me because I tell it like it is." - a person no one likes
Not dating because you're afraid of getting hurt is like not buying a puppy because it'll die someday: entirely logical.
We were talking about cheese and I said, "Let's brie honest." Now no one is speaking.
Sentencing a criminal to 1,000 years in prison sounds like something a wizard would do.
I feel impossibly sad every time the fan rotates away from me.
I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Senior Editor at BuzzFeed. email@example.com