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Fuck off Jeremy Kyle's morning surgery, give me inbred scumbags.
Burnt my dinner. I was too busy masturbating.
I hate people who refer to their GBF as their 'Husband'. He is never going to finger you as he likes to suck cock. Love!
Why are there no hostels in Hannover? Anyone know of any?
Why can't I change my profile picture on my blackberry?
Need to go to bed but I have no one to wrap me in cling film!
I wish to remain an eternal enigma to myself and to others.