#StuffWhitePeopleSayToBlackPeople you don't act like regular black people. you're practically white.

#PhrasesIWishWouldDie: FREE (insert guilty person's name here)

My hair is moody. My hair is bipolar. Curly one day, limp the next. Poofy another day, wavy the next. @mixdgrlproblems

Drake said "everybody dies but not everybody lives" and niggas were just mystified. Like they never thought of that shit before.

music would be at least a little bit better if "bottles" didn't rhyme with "models"... at least a LITTLE bit.

The amount of people that have seen @rihanna naked is higher than the amount of people who actually listen to her music.

Future sounds like a microwave.

"If you want me, earn me. Until then, we are done." -Olivia Pope

I don't understand women who go after married men. Why would you want a used car when you can get a brand new one?

i thought you were stuck up/a bitch before i met you #igetThatAlot

find your peace & hold on to it.

“What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can’t afford an education?”

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Come to our last mass meeting of the semester tonight, Student Center room 313 at 7:30! #FOF

Siri, make a note: we don't love these hoes.

i googled this Rebecca Black girl... i watched her whole music video cuz I thought she would say it was a joke at the end.

esperanza spalding won because it's about BEST new artist, not most popular new artist.

Someone once asked me, “Why do you insist on taking the hard road?” I replied, “Why do you assume I see two roads?”

drake is curled up in a blanket with a ben & jerry's carton watching sex and the city season 2 on DVD wondering why y'all are being mean.